I am pleased to announce that I have found (or made...) a feejee mermaid for the fine cabinet of curiosities of a kind and generous man. DO not be alarmed by its appearence! It is completely harmless as it has washed ashore dead and may no longer nibble the ankles of swimmers at the seaside.
Once it has been packed, this lovely creature will be sent to the esteemed Barber Jon, for his museum-worthy collection of rare oddities from around the globe.
Thank you, good sir!