In Mass Effect 2, there's this weird, meshy, woven, material underneath the solid armor in the N7 suit.
This fellow is wearing the man-version of the armor I'm making...
And now, look at this totally fantastic vinyl I found...
Isn't that amazing?! I was so excited. Now I don't have to paint something, or weave it, or stare at it until it melds into what I want.
So when I was at the fabric store, the lady that usually cuts my fabric (not sure of her name, picture skinny nice old lady) asks me, as she usually does, what I'm making. This time it goes like this:
Fabric Lady: "So what are you making this time?"
Me: "Space armor."
Fabric Lady: "Oh neat! And you're getting married in it right?"
Me: *laughs* "I wish, if I find a guy who'll marry me in space armor I'd be all for it."
Fabric Lady: "Oh I'm sure he's out there. Wearing an alien costume."